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To borrow
liberally from MAD Magazine’s subscription renewal postcard...
[William M.
Gaines founded MAD and, incidentally, Tales from the Crypt –
which ceased
publication thanks to Congressional investigation of violence in comics in
the 50’s],
"...we can’t imagine why you would want any of this stuff."
But, on the off-chance that you do, please
print the order form [order form], fill it in, and mail with check or
money order to:
White Knuckle Airways
228 Teakwood Drive SW
Huntsville, Al 35801
All items are normally in stock, but please
allow time for your check to clear.
(You may be stupid, but we’re not!)
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PICTURE |
ITEM |
COLORS |
SIZES |
PRICE |
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T-Shirt.
50-50. |
AS SHOWN |
S,
M, L, XL
2XL
3XL |
$16
$17
$18 |
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Long Sleeved
T-Shirt. |
AS SHOWN |
S,
M, L, XL
2XL
3XL |
$20
$21
$22 |
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Knit Shirt |
Any color you want as long as
it’s white. (Embroidered - Red and Blue trim) |
S,
M, L, XL
2XL, 3XL |
$40
$45. |
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Baseball
Cap |
White w/Red/Blue. Tan w/Green. |
One Size
Fits All |
$15 |
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Bumper Sticker |
Red and White |
23/4"
X 10" |
$3
each
2 for $5 |
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Sticker |
As Shown -
Clear or White Background |
3"
X 3" |
$3
each
2 for $5 |
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Refrigerator Magnet |
Blue 0n White |
2"
X 2" |
$2
each
3 for $5 |
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Coffee Travel Mug |
Five color |
One Size Fits All |
TBD |
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Cloisinee
(hell, you spell it)
Lapel/Hat Pin
(Made in China by our next major enemy) |
Five color |
11/8"
X 11/4" |
$12 |
What? No credit cards or on-line
checking? Right! You would not believe the equipment and fees
required. So, we do it the old-fashioned way and pass the savings on
to you. This is a low-budget operation . . . and what’s your hurry?
NOTE:
No salesman will call; no catalogs will appear (we don’t have one); we don’t
sell our mailing list (we don’t keep one). So, shop away secure in the
knowledge that you’re about as secure as you can be these days.
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